Void Chicken

two billionaires - men with functionally unlimited power over other people's lives - are publicly agreeing that looking inward is the problem. not cruelty. not exploitation. not the structural harm they participate in daily.

thinking about your feelings is what's dangerous

if you genuinely believe that examining your own behavior is a 'recipe for misery' what you're really saying is 'I cannot afford to look at what I've done'

#MonsterdonAlert

IN 30 MINUTES

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1974)

hit play right on the hour to hopefully stay in sync with everyone and post your posts with the hashtag #Monsterdon

https://tubitv.com/movies/674379/the-golden-voyage-of-sinbad

#MonsterdonAlert

IN

ONE

HOUR

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching

Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

https://timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/116233934989090327

propaganda doesn't work by convincing you of something new. it works by confirming something you already feel and then sneaking extra payload in alongside the validation

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Mar 15, 2026, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC)

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

"The legendary Greek hero leads a team of intrepid adventurers in a perilous quest for the legendary Golden Fleece."

its streaming free on tubi

please watch and live post it
with us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGRM7GW0

the American media is still saying "appears to" and "likely" and "may have been" because apparently a Tomahawk missile on camera verified by every major weapons research group on earth still requires hedging and passive voice when America pulls the trigger

i bet Elizabeth and mr darcy had terrible sex

#MonsterdonAlert

IN

TWO

HOURS

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching

The Adventures of Hercules (1985)

https://timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/116194274274946868

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Mar 8, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)

TONIGHT

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

The Adventures of Hercules (1985)

"Hercules searches for the Seven Thunderbolts of Zeus, which have been stolen by renegade gods."

its streaming free on tubi

please watch and live post it
with us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FExpSRF6cQ

nethermouth :(

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Mar 1, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

Hercules (1983)

"The story of the Greek mythological figure Hercules, battling the wizard King Minos, who uses "science" in an attempt to take over the world. Hercules must stop him and rescue his princess love in the process."

its streaming free on tubi

please watch and live post it
with us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3czCEgxDDM

Hey. If you're doomscrolling right now, this is your reminder to put the phone down for a bit

yes, it's important to know what's happening in the world. stay informed. bear witness

but you can't pour from an empty cup and your nervous system isn't designed to process a global crisis in real time for hours on end

read the news. then close the tab. drink some water. step outside. pet your cat. watch something stupid. come back later.

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Mar 1, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

Hercules (1983)

"The story of the Greek mythological figure Hercules, battling the wizard King Minos, who uses "science" in an attempt to take over the world. Hercules must stop him and rescue his princess love in the process."

its streaming free on tubi

please watch and live post it
with us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3czCEgxDDM

This Is Just to Say

I have broken
the warp ten barrier
that was in
the shuttle bay

and which
you were probably
saving
for a more dignified crew member

Forgive me
I am a salamander now
so mucous
and so cold

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What should our next #Monsterdon movie be?

why did the daleks make control panels covered in buttons and dials when they literally only have a claw and a whisk

#monsterdon

story time. 🧵

in 2021, saudi crown prince mohammed bin salman stood up and announced The Line: a mirrored skyscraper city stretching 170 km across the desert. 500 meters tall. 200 meters wide. nine million residents. no cars. no roads. zero emissions. flying taxis. robot butlers

one single building. 105 miles long. clad entirely in mirrored glass. reflecting the desert back at itself.
this was not a metaphor. he meant this literally

to understand how insane this is: the line would be taller than the empire state building and longer than the distance from new york city to philadelphia. one structure. through mountains, valleys, and some of the harshest desert terrain on earth

the budget? $500 billion. which would've made it the most expensive construction project in human history

would've

so elon musk told xai employees that the company needs to build a satellite factory on the moon, then launch those satellites into orbit using a giant electromagnetic catapult. he called the end goal a "sentient sun" of orbital ai data centers

(this is the man who last year said "the moon is a distraction.")

so that's a lot. a whole lot

lets just talk about as a fun little thought experiment what would be involved in a factory on the moon

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Feb 22, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

Dr. Who and the Daleks (1966)

"Dr. Who accidently sends himself and his granddaughters to the mysterious planet Skaro where they do battle against the Daleks."

I'm not sure about the trailer because Google says THIS movie is the sequel to the 1965 one but the the title is different so I'm confused but its this one. we're doing this one. the one on tubi

#MonsterdonAlert

What should our next #Monsterdon movie be?

#MonsterdonAlert

IN 30 MINUTES

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching

4-D Man (1959)

hit play right on the hour to hopefully stay in sync with everyone and post your posts with the hashtag #Monsterdon

https://tubitv.com/movies/100007584/4-d-man

#MonsterdonAlert

IN

ONE

HOUR

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching

4-D Man (1959)

https://timeloop.cafe/deck/@Taweret/116075822820701493

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Feb 15, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

4-D Man (1959)

"A scientist discovers a formula enabling him to pass through solid matter but he loses his life-force and rapidly ages which forces him to kill humans in order to reverse the aging process by absorbing his victims' energies."

its streaming free on tubi and it looks like its on YouTube too

please watch and live post it
with us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4IBMTy8WEk

#mastodharma

bert: ernie, what are you doing with that flashlight?

ernie: i'm being the buddha, bert!

bert: you're standing on the couch in your bathrobe.

ernie: okay so the buddha knows he can't stay forever, right? so he does this big amazing light show, tongue to the heavens, light from every pore, the whole deal

bert: why?

ernie: because he's saying goodbye! he's handing the lotus sutra to all the bodhisattvas and saying, take this everywhere. keep it going when i'm gone

bert: that's sad, ernie

ernie: no no no, see, here's the thing! wherever someone reads it or teaches it or even just tries to live it. he's already there. the sutra IS him now

bert: like he turned into a book?

ernie: no, bert. more like you know when you teach someone your favorite song and they hum it when you're not around?

bert: yeah

ernie: that's what he did. he put his whole song in them. so it's never really goodbye

bert: that's really nice, ernie

ernie: i know. also the buddha didn't need pants to achieve enlightenment

bert: please get off my couch

#Mastodharma 🪷 ch 21 let's go

The Family Guy guy made better Star Trek than Paramount with their billion dollar franchise and I'm still mad about that

describe your week as an existing Star Trek episode title

normalize saying 'I don't know, I live on a boat' as a response to any question you don't want to answer

#MonsterdonAlert

Sunday, Feb 15, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC)

IT'S #MONSTERDON

we will be watching:

4-D Man (1959)

"A scientist discovers a formula enabling him to pass through solid matter but he loses his life-force and rapidly ages which forces him to kill humans in order to reverse the aging process by absorbing his victims' energies."

its streaming free on tubi and it looks like its on YouTube too

please watch and live post it
with us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4IBMTy8WEk

the fediverse is just a bunch of neurodivergents building their own internet so they don't have to talk to the other internet

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What should our next #Monsterdon movie be?

🎵 The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind 🎵

bert: ernie, i keep thinking about that dumb thing i said to maria last week. and then i start thinking about all the OTHER dumb things i've ever said ernie: ooh, you're doing the thing! the suffering thing bert: the WHAT thing? ernie: see, bert, there's pain - that's when you stub your toe. but then there's suffering - that's when you stub your toe and spend three hours mad at the coffee table, the floor, gravity and yourself for having feet bert: i KNEW feet were a mistake ernie: the buddha called it the second arrow, bert! first arrow is the ouch. second arrow is all the stories you tell yourself ABOUT the ouch, bert bert: so the dumb thing i said was arrow one ernie: and the three a.m. replay marathon is arrow two! you're just shooting yourself over and over, bert. with your brain bert: how do i stop? ernie: you notice you're holding the bow bert: that's it? ernie: that's a lot, bert! most people don't even know they're armed bert: so i just put down the bow? ernie: or at least stop aiming at yourself. the coffee table's not coming after you. maria probably forgot. and your feet are doing their best bert: my feet ARE doing their best

#MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Feb 1, 2026, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: Planet Earth (1974) "A man awakens from suspended animation and finds himself in the 23rd century where women rule the world and men are slaves called Dinks. He is captured and sold as a slave, but escapes and joins a male rebel movement" its streaming free on tubi please watch and live post it with us! I can't find a trailer so here's a clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg5ylpg74Sw

is a glove compartment a drawer, a cabinet or a hatch?

but I guess that's Heinzsight

AI detectors are such a scam. I just tested copyleaks on text that I wrote. that I literally just sat here and wrote. I typed every word

I had to crop the text because its not something I want to share but I wrote it